Murder Ahoy!

The last thing I would have expected when Odelia announced she was taking me and Dooley along on her honeymoon, was that I'd need to develop sea paws for the occasion. Yes, the honeymooners had decided to take a Caribbean cruise. Now if there's one thing I dislike even more than being aboard a vessel floating in the middle of a large body of water, it is the presence of thousands of people having a good time and in doing so ignoring to watch their step. Lucky for us we had a nice cabin practically all to ourselves, since Odelia and Chase went island hopping.

But that was before our next-door-neighbor, rapper Lil Thug, famous for the diamond he'd had implanted in his forehead, was murdered, and someone absconded with the twenty-million-dollar pink gem. The ship's security officer asked Odelia and Chase to assist him in his investigation, and so yours truly managed to make himself useful after all, by snooping around for clues, and collecting gossip all over the Queen of the Seas. And a good time would have been had by all if not two seagulls had developed a healthy interest in myself and Dooley—healthy for them, not for us!