"Half this game is90 percent mental." -Danny Ozark, one-time Major League baseball manager
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." -Greg Norman, golfer
"If only faces could talk . . . " -Pat Summerall, sports broadcaster
From simple celebrities to foolish criminals, love rats to office idiots, and nitwits in the news-this hilarious collection celebratingmale foolishnessispacked with quotations, anecdotes, and true-life tales about the ridiculous exploits of the hairier sex.Readers will find a fantastic selection of the side-splitting bloopers, mistakes, and misunderstandings that have been boldly uttered by the male sex.It spansfrom the rich and famous to the everyday man on the street, offeringhilarious anecdotes that defy belief and typify the failings of the malespecies in general.