So you thought the difficult stage was over: the midnight feedings, the colic, the breast pumps, the endless diaper changings. Just when you thought you'd reached the blissful stretch of parenthood...here come the toddler/preschool years!
Only Sandi Kahn Shelton could deliver such a dead-on, hilarious, true-ringing look at the walking, talking, crazy years. In Preschool Confidential, she explores such universal topics as:
-Dealing with the mutiny in the checkout line (aka: begging or bribing?).
-Presenting scientific proof that toddlers ask 437 questions per day.
-Unveiling the four "answers" that any parent can recycle to respond to any toddler's question.
-Understanding day-care romances. to ask (at the most inopportune moments).
-Dissecting the anatomy of a birthday party (or how to control a group of four-year-olds without ropes or sedatives).
-Cooking purple mashed potatoes, and emergency tactics to stave off a hunger strike.
-And much more!
Preschool Confidential will have you howling at the apt, accurate, and painfully honest look at the preschool years!!
"The true successor to Erma Bombeck's throne."-WorkingMother magazine
"For frazzled working moms, columnist Sandi Kahn Shelton's funny essays on parenting are a fail-safe way to lighten up." -Wall Street Journal
"I'm thankful that this very funny and observant lady is not a cartoonist!" -Bil Keane, creator of "The Family Circus"