In real life, as everyone knows, sex at its best is coarse. The romantic novelists, the sex therapists and the tabloid confessions may have you believe otherwise, but Michael Green knows the truth, and here, in the most hilarious and penetrating of all the Coarse books, he exposes some of the lies of the great game, reveals all about sheet-scared women, the ruinous cost of seduction, and many other things that you never learned at your Mummy's (or Daddy's) knee.
The dismal failure of out-door sex, the ghastly complexities and consequences of furtive affairs, whether in the office or in your best friend's car, the mysteries of sexual attraction and holiday romances, sex for the flagging middle-aged and sex in peculiar places are all fearlessly discussed.